Monday, May 14, 2007

We're saved!!!!


Now the M's are GONNA WIN!!

Jason Davis is gonna put us OVER THE TOP. He shores up the sole weakness of the unstoppable M's...not enough JASONS on the team. We had two before (J.J.'s second "J" stands for the best name ever, of course), but with THREE JASONS, other teams will cower before our mighty JASONNESS.

We'll leave the rest of the American League West behind us. The other teams might as well just give us the division now. The only teams in the entire AL that MIGHT challenge us are the Blue Jays and the Twins, as revealed by the following expert analysis:

Number of Jasons on major-league roster: BOS 1, BAL 1, NYY 1, TOR 3, DET 1, CLE 1, CWS 0, MIN 3, KC 2, LAA 0, OAK 1, TEX 0, SEA 3.

Clearly, then, Seattle, Minnesota, and Toronto are on target to win their divisions, while the Royals will win the Wild Card. We're goin' to the playoffs, M's fans!!!!!!



At 4:03 PM, Blogger Deanna said...

I think the problem might be that in addition to many Jasons, we also have an overload of Joses...

At 9:34 AM, Blogger Jason said...

The Cuervo Gold. The fine Colombian. Etc. Too many Joses can, of course, kill any serious endeavor.

Hi Deanna!

At 9:40 AM, Blogger Tad said...

Personally, I'd take all the Joses over HoRam.


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