Obligatory Interleague Play Rant

Interleague play has returned.

Yawn.

This is the single worst innovation of Bud Selig's career as the Mouth of Sauron. Why oh why can't we do away with meaningless in-season interleague games? These feel like exhibitions. I don't get any particular enjoyment out of seeing the Mariners play the Padres. Again. Ggguh! If I really want to see the stars from the National League, I'll, I dunno, use such science-fictional technology as the television, or perhaps that internet thingy I'm hearing so much about.

Good Lord this is stupid. OK, rant over.