Splashy moves? Meh.

Rey Ordonez? I can't think of another player whom I'm less interested in signing for the M's.

Unless Bavasi is gearing up for his AAA Hacking Mass team (which would TOTALLY explain this move), I'm at a loss to understand this signing.

In other news, Jesse Foppert is an M. Again.

Good thing we weren't counting on Bavasi for impact moves this offseason.