Bill Bavasi, stand-up comedian

It just struck me, after agonizing much of the day over the stupidity of the reported deal of Rafael Soriano for Horacio Ramirez, that this is all just Bavasi being Bavasi. He obviously has NO SHOT at keeping his current job, and his baseball resume won't ever land him another similar gig, so he's pretty clearly trying out a sort of "reality humor" type of stand-up comedy.

Not funny, d00d.

I'd say "keep yer day job," but...ahem, let's not give out any false hope or anything.

I think the time is NOW to begin discussing the next GM of your Seattle Mariners.

(To make that task more enjoyable, it might also be worth finding out what sort of "legal" substances the bald one has been partaking of whilst at the Winter Meetings. I propose that we open an investigation immediately.)