Rey Frickin' Ordonez

Its like they said, hey, we're going down in flames this year, lets see if we can make someone's head explode! I know, lets keep Ordonez!

Dude never could hit and every defensive metric on the planet suggests his defense is way overrated. He's one of those guys that looks super smooth, but in reality doesn't get to that many balls and makes a ton of errors.

The fact of the matter of course is that HarGroan's bench doesn't matter anyway. Once a week he can pinch run Bloomquist for Sexson or Ibanez or K-Joh and about as often, he'll pinch hit Broussard for one of the middle infielders. Now he can do both in the same game! Woot!

Divison title here we come!