Ho!

...Ram!!!!!

Wowza. Hey, did I miss something? Are the M's going to play in Triple-A this season? Did we REALLY just give a guy who is NEARLY a major-league pitcher a RAISE?!?!?!?!?

Thanks, Bavasi!! You r0xx0rz!!1!1!1!

PS - I'd pitch for half of that, with equally stinky results. Just sayin.