Boo! 161 and 1 will have to do.

Opening Day Bullet Points (I feel so Larry King):

**Not sure if this is sabrmetrically orthodox or not, but Vlad OWNS Jamie. Damn.

**I think the offense is better, but that is not that the last time this season that we are going to load the bases and leave 'em full.

** JC Romero? Seriously?

** Petagine! He's slugging 4,000! I'm sure he can keep it up. Can Jurassic Carl get eaten by a dinosaur? Or maimed by a gay biker gang? Is this too much to ask?