Sunday, September 11, 2005

Klattu Verada Nictu...I said your words!

"Chris Snelling, out for the season because of another knee injury, is still waiting to have exploratory surgery. Doctors have yet to find the proper graft from a cadaver to complete the procedure." -- Seattle Post-Intelligencer, 10 September 2005.

I hesitate to point this out, but the fact that we're apparently fresh out of enough cadavers to supply...something...to graft onto the beleaguered Snelling is, well, eerie. I mean, people haven't stopped dying, so a shortage of available cadavers suggests that the dead are walking around using their...parts. Alternately, maybe this story is just a cover for the fact that the Mariners' staff of physicians has run out of eye of newt, and this sounded like a better public statement to them to distract attention.

Either way, it is further evidence of...something...lurking in the vicinity of Chris Snelling. Something that is not...natural. The horror!

I say we call in Bruce Campbell, just to be safe.

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